Hot Dog Hiatus

My thanks goes out to my steadfast three readers who have reminded me that I need a refresher on the ol' blog posting. A new entry from me will emerge soon.

Until then, my friend Hot Dog has decided to take matters into his own hands and write a blog entry for me! Thank you Hot Dog! I'd suggest you start your own blog - but what with the A.D.D. and all, I don't know that you'd be much better with the updates than me...

Nonetheless, here's hoping you are once again entertained by your entry as I was...

HIATUS

(Playing the role of Mr_Rodacre today is Hot-Dog. Hot-Dog works in TV, but doesn't know how to fix them, for some reason a lot of people think he does...)

Mr_Rodacre is currently on hiatus...or in other words, he needs to regulary update his blog...otherwise, how do I get quality reading in without it involving a bowel movement and the current issue of Surfing or Maxim...I know what you're thinking, both magazines invlove half naked people...I read Surfing for the articles....

Okay, let's pretend Mr_Rodacre is off on some quest for fire...in some women's loins, and here I am guest blogging...I'd ask how you all are doing, but this isn't a monolgue and I won't be going to commercial break...and I won't be saying "welcome back" after the break because you didn't go anywhere, I did......

Recently my girlfriend and I took part in our very own arts and crafts project...we created signs using paint markers, glitter, poster board and markers to make signs...what kind o' signs you ask?...the story starts here...not really a story, but here goes...

I drive a bright red honda civic coupe which is low to the ground...it came that way from the foreign car building factories of detroit...(right about now you might be thinking, "Mr_Rodacre, no more hiatuses for you!!!") .....anyway, while driving on city streets, highways and freeways, other drivers DON'T SEE THIS BRIGHT RED CAR DRIVING NEXT TO, INFRONT OF OR BEHIND THEM....I almost get hit every day...and on February 9th, I got merged into by a white volvo on highway 1...as I was trying to keep from becoming part of the SAFETY RAILING, I missed the chance of getting the license plate of the volvo as it sped away, weaving in and out of traffic.....so if you see a white volvo with bright red honda civic coupe paint on the driver's side door, kick his or her ass...

...getting back to the signs...my lovely and multi talented, and quite flexible girlfriend came up with the idea of making signs that say: ASSH*LE / YOU SUCK AT DRVING / SIGNAL U C*NT / and others...she felt that flipping people off wasn't good enough for the people almost killing her "Whubee", hence the making of the signs...She even outlined her hand giving the bird...now you know why I love her so much......

So now when an SUV driven by some fat ass who doesn't know what S-U-V stands for, cuts me off or merges into my lane like I'm not there, he/she gets a face full of sign full of some vulgarity...but my girlfriend and I aren't uncivilized...for the children, we put asteriks in the word were they do good evil......getting back to SUVs...i say 95% of the people who drive them, don't need them...SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE people, not latte to mouth and blackberry to ear vehicles....also, I say 90% who drive hybrids do it because they're cheap penning pinching bastards, not because they're trying to be earth friendly......

I hope you enjoyed my entry.....if you read this far......if you didn't enjoy my entry, or you just read it because Mr_Rodacre updates his blog as often as I get my monthly magazine with all the half naked moist bodies for my daily reading pleasure....umm....for my daily reading......................................